Apollo Invents

New Comedy Stylings Centered Around The Greeks Gods That We All Know And Love (To Laugh At)

First Three Episodes FREE!

“It’s supposed to smell bitter.” Apollo declared. “It’s coffee.”

            His twin Artemis stalked closer and peered into the steamy cup, her shimmery silver peplos, styled like a chiton and shawl combined, hanging off her shoulders. “It doesn’t look very appealing, Brother. Wherever did you get it?”

            Apollo crossed his arms with swagger. “I invented it.” He popped his cheek as he spoke.

            Artemis’s pale eyes widened, and she secured the mound of curls piled atop her head. “You invented it?”

            “Yes.” Apollo hummed with pleasure as all eyes landed on him as he inched nearer to the enraptured crowd of his peers.

            “How did you do it?” She wondered.

~~ Apollo Invents Coffee, Apollo Invents Episode One

Blurb:

Apollo is well known in our world as the most ‘Greek’ god, the god of archery, prophecy, and the sun, twin of the huntress Artemis, and son of Zeus. As the god of prophecy he was privy to a lot of new and fantastic information in ancient Greece, the inventions of modern day humankind. Apollo has never felt appreciated by his fellow immortals, so when the opertunity arises for him to ‘borrow’ an invention from a vision of the future, well, what could go wrong?

And how in the world did he manage to invent coffee?

Find out by clicking this link or scanning for the first three FREE episodes coming soon to Kindle Vella:

Also check out two exclusive Apollo Invents short stories on fictionverse.blog